Stealth Delegation
act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the -ssigner, always without knowlege of the worker’s superior. normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to p-wn of unwanted work. dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker’s duties.
useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
a required skill in today’s corporate world
accountant: dude – your so great i’m gonna award you the data collection champion position
drone 1: whoa, i’m stoked, a promotion; what do i do
accountant: oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month – very important
drone 1: awesome, i’m moving up!
accountant: one other thing, i don’t want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don’t tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
drone 1: rock-on…..like spy work
drone 2: duuuude…you just got stealth delegation ‘d
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