stealth fart
a ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. that way, everyone, except you, will just think it is one huge stinky fart from the other guy!
since i work with old -ss blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist i am.
this is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
i had to (fart) so bad luckily billy farted really loud so i could let out a stealth fart.
a silent and odourless g-ssy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.
– man, is so freaking cold here i can see my breath!
– yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my b-tt and weenie are warm now.
ripping off a loud or otherwise m-ssive high quality fart in an adjacent room from people yet they notice it, sometimes leading to giggles. much like a stealth plane the fart dropper is never seen, only heard.
john walked into the empty restroom and let off a voluminous fart -ssuming he was in the clear. little did he know jane was in the room across the hall and witnessed the explosion, letting out a little giggle. john heard this and was very proud of his sneaky stealth fart.
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