stealth masterbating


when one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.
sam: i hope no one notices i am stealth masterbating
girl friend: sam … are you wacking off!!!!
sam: oh sh-t!

Read Also:

  • Stealthus Nobus

    the process during which a certain part of the male anatomy falls out of certain parts of clothing and onto your face dan didn’t you perform a stealthus n-bus on stealth?

  • Steaming Muffler

    the art of spreading the v-g-n- and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to -j-c-l-t-(c-m), put it in her cavity(v-g-n-l) and an ultimate queef will always be the result. with all the beans i ate today, tonight […]

  • Clean Eddy

    a clean eddy. to go to the toilet with no discernable post-movement bottom detritus. ‘dearest diary, started off the day splendidly with a marvellous clean eddy’

  • clean-handed

    not guilty of an offence; innocent. in the final -n-lysis, he was proven clean-handed.

  • steaming stelli

    a theoretical s-xual maneuver which involves defecating in or on a womans v-g-n-. also known as sp-ce docking. then i gave her a steaming stelli


Disclaimer: stealth masterbating definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.