Stealth Navy
(n.) 1. a color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. embarr-ssing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.
“oh, man, i thought my skirt was black but it’s really stealth navy.”
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