stealth ratchet
a woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. may keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. if you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat -ss for you, as it feeds on their bloodl-st for attention.
” i met her at work last week. she seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. when i got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit.”
“wow, she’s a serious stealth ratchet.”
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