stealthsturbate
verb- 1. the act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. the usual context is in where one can no longer contain their s-xual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
last night, i stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
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