Steam-Cracker
when you sneak into someones house and sh-t on their kitchen counter. preferably on a cheese platter next to some fresh havarti and some ritz.
tom totally p-ssed me off when he c-ck blocked me with that b-tch, so i totally snuck into his house and left him a steam-cracker on his kitchen counter
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