Steaming Sausalito
1. immediately following -n-l s-x, the man wipes an “s” with his sh-t-stained c-ck and b-lls in one of two places:
a. if doggystyle, then the “s” is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her -ss crack)
b. if missionary, then the “s” is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)
the move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the sh-t residue.
2. a cookie
this move is distantly related to the dirty sanchez
1. “yeah, i gave julie a steaming sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it.”
2. “for a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds.”
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