steaming turd
1) literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they’re hot but they’re more like a steaming t-rd
1) “woah i can’t remember what i ate last night but i had a hot sh-t this morning”
2) “that girl thinks she’s it with her cr-p english literature points, no one even likes her”
“yeah she’s a steaming t-rd”
a very disreputable and disgusting person. any descriptive with the word “t-rd” can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person’s unpleasantness.
the boss made it evident in the relish he took in firing people what a steaming t-rd he was.
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