Steamland Cleaver


a variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
“i heard the b-tch got a cleaveland steamer”
” na dude she got it worse… she got a f-ckin steamland cleaver”
a s-xual act in which the male defecates on the female’s chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. see cleveland steamer.
flomo’s so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from all the fly b-tches.

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