steamy cartwheel


a person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. both people move their heads as close to the other -n-s as possible before taking a sh-t and attempting a cartwheel.
joe: “garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel”
garry: “only if we are quick, it isn’t comfortable”

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