steel toe danish
shove your big toe in a b-tches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her -sshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
dear journal
i cant stand sh-t on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
love,
travolta
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