stella bin weasel
tho it may look like uncle bulgaria, the stella bin weasel is the opposite to a womble, it’s a giver of rubbish not a taker.
bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.
the bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty stella bottles off the day before.
contrary to popular belief the stella bin weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
rumours of people sighting the stella bin weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.
the creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
in order to support its growing appet-te for more stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
edward: “mam he’s in our garden again!”
mam: “who is son????”
edward: “michael from over the road he’s just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again.”
mam: eddie go to door and tell him to f-ck off and chase the stella bin weasel
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