stelmaszek
the last name of very few americans and polands. if you have this last name your most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. you also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the h-ll youre talking about. it’s a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. people also never know how to pr-nounce it.
“what’s your last name?”
“stelmaszek”
“stel… what???”
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