Stemware
condom
1) a condom manufacturer announced a new line of stemware this week.
2) the young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty p-sses for their first night ash-r- in a foreign port.
the gnarly old chief boatswain mate said, “all right you dumb b-st-rds, i know you will all end up in a wh-r-house and
you’ll be f-cked and and sucked from stem to stern! just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!”
they all responded in unison, “okay chief we got our stemware, thanks!”
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