Stephen Hawking

the act of lying around and being so lazy that your body and neck get all contorted on bed or couch, and you drink with a straw just not to move your arms
dude, i’m so lazy i’ll spend the whole weekend stephenhawking on the couch!
stephen hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book a brief history of time, and his illness als, which has left him almost completly imobile. his other books the universe in a nutsh-ll, a briefer history of time, black holes and baby universes and other essays, on the shoulders of giants: the great works of physics and astronomy.

he is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. he has been in the shows star trek, family guy, the simpsons and futurama among other shows. there is also a rapper, m.c. hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. stephen hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.
stephen hawking has had lou gehrig’s disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.

“when i hear of schrödinger’s cat, i reach for my gun.” – stephen hawking

“i think computer viruses should count as life. i think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. we’ve created life in our own image.”
the greatest scientist this world has ever known. born january 8, 1942. he is especially famous for his book “a brief history of time,” published in 1988, which became a bestseller. hawking is a physicist especially known for his work on black holes.

he currently is the lucasian professor of mathematics at the university of cambridge. this post was also held by sir isaac newton.

stephen hawking’s genius becomes even more amazing when seen beside his disability. lou gehrig’s disease has left him tetraplegic and only able to be mobile with a highly advanced wheelchair.

hawking has a great sense of humor and even engages in bets and jokes with others, never letting his disability become a damper on his talent.
i hope someday i’ll be a theoretical physicist like stephen hawking.

i think that stephen hawking deserves a n-bel prize. proof? who needs proof?!
wheelchair-bound uber-leet master of the cosmos.
man stephen hawkings knows all about those black holes!
a famous physicist a.k.a. ‘the wheelchair dude who invented time’.
sheldon: stephen hawking is a famous physicist…
penny: yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
c-cktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.

must be served in a traditional dimpled english ‘pint pot’

the stephen hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- whisky, gin, malibu, vodka. to serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (smirnof mule, white lightening, wkd etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.

you’ll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you’ll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
he was sh-tfaced after just one stephen hawking.

one stephen hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.

on balance, it would be a bad idea for the stephen hawking to have a stephen hawking
the act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist stephen hawking.
“dude i was taking a dump so long i came outta there looking like stephen hawking”

“bro this dump could end up being a stephen hawking”

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