stephen hawking runs better than this game.
a sarcastic phrase that originated in a steam review for call of duty black ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you -ssume someone who can’t even run (stephen hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
john waited for his new game to load, and the game’s loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
john: (writing a negative review) stephen hawking runs better than this game.
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