Steppin’ on an issue
when a person should just close their mouth or stop what they’re doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their -ss beat.
“ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin’ on an issue..”
“i know that car did not just cut me off. imma get right up next to speedy gonzalez here and let him know he steppin’ on some issues..”
“if my boss says one more thing to me today she goin’ push me over the edge, she don’t even know she steppin’ on an issue..”
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