Stepping on my scarf
hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in -n-logy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.
1. he was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. man, that stuff was so good i was stepping on my scarf for hours.
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