stern hump


when a female student from yeshiva university excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. this occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited s-xual activity without being forced to think of herself as a sl-t. this phenomenon is extremely painful for the partic-p-ting male party.
sh-t man, i have the worst case of blue b-lls”
“did you hang out with chana leah last night”?
“how did you know”?
“she stern humped your b-lls into oblivion.”
when a female student from yeshiva university excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. this occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited s-xual activity without being forced to think of herself as a sl-t. this phenomenon is extremely painful for the partic-p-ting male party.
“sh-t man, i have the worst case of blue b-lls”
“did you hang out with chana leah last night”?
“how did you know”?
“she stern humped your b-lls into oblivion”

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