Steve-Jitsu
steve-jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. founded in 2009 while camping in kelso park, steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of street-jitsu and bustacapinyoface-jutsu.
karate practioner: steve-jitsu is no match for karate!
steve-jitsu practioner: oh yeah? show me.
karate practioner: -starts performing his acrobatics-
steve-jitsu practioner: -pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face-
lesson: firearm > 20 years of martial arts.
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