Steve Jobs

the act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
“slide me those digits so i can give you a steve job!”

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some pr-ck who immediately thinks that he’s g-d due to his oh-so-revolutionary ipod, and of which so much dumb-sses follow and sneer at gates, because your “mac” is better.
all the mac dumb-sses will start crying about this description of steve jobs and not publish this.
an evil b-st-rd and ceo of apple computers.

bill gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. linus torvalds single-handedly invented linux, and made it free and open-source. jobs has done neither of these things.

when jobs’ own company, next, failed miserably, he returned to apple as ceo. at the time, several other companies were manufacturing macos-compatible computers; jobs revoked their licenses. he also put the kibosh on a project to develop a pc-compatible version of macos, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use macos, you have to buy a mac.
if it wasn’t for steve jobs, more people would use macos because they wouldn’t have to spend lots of money on a computer they can’t modify and isn’t compatible with lots of peripherals.

if i had a death note, i would write ‘steve jobs – death by diarrhoea’ in it.
a s-xual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.
man, everyone in line at the apple store for that new iphone that added 10 pixels for $600 got steve jobs.
jamming an ipod into the -n-s and masturbating while listening to “chocolate rain” by tay zonday
dude i was bored so i went home and did a steve jobs but my mom walked in and beat me for listening to such a sh-tty song
douchebag…no way around it, and he knows it.

founded apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (wozniak). the only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general pc using public.

what people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use pc’s is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. apple is none of these things, and the single biggest big-brother company of all time.

wozniak is the true genius behind apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and jobs robbed him. wozniak himself was so disgusted with jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off apple employee and quit. he has yet to return, and i know he never will.

bill gates gives billions to charity. linus made his platform free. steve jobs acts like he’s high and f-cking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. i call bullsh-t on that one.

tl:dr- jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make apple what it is. if you like overpriced technology that does less, bullsh-t customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have steve jobs to thank.
i don’t need an example of steve jobs, enough has already been said.
officially the antichrist. the ceo and co-founder of a company that is pure evil bent on taking over the world.

hence apple in latin is very similar to the word evil in latin.
steve jobs: mac computers are soo much more compatable than pcs

mac comp: wtf is this program you just gave me i can’t read it, nor smell it!!
to take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.
an ipod is just an mp3 player that’s been given a stevejob.