steven albers
a man known for having the worlds smallest p-n-s. it’s almost as long as a tic tac. word on the street is he is more than proficient at f-ll-t–. gives the best 3 way man cuddles. is a gentleman and always finishes last.
i had such a long day but thank goodness i found a steven albers at the las vegas stud farm.
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