Steven Colbert
possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, steven colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of colbert’s live-filmed talk show. colbert’s tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. colbert’s character is actually a caricture of america’s conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary att-tude is easy to mock. steven colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of gq and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.
“hey, have you heard about steven colbert?”
“pfft, who hasn’t, he’s only the most intelligent man gracing television today.”
america
steven colbert is america
a hero who has a show, “the colbert report” on comedy central. steven is the man because he talks sh-t about president bush
steven colbert is the man, b-tch! so recognize!
extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. he’s a pro-republican and self-proclaimed african american. a.k.a.’s: “the man”, “mr. america”, and soon-to-be “mr. president”.
cory: hey nick, let’s watch the the colbert report.
nick: sure. let’s watch the daily show with jon stuart until then.
cory: who’s jon stuart?
nick: that jewish democrat guy.
cory: oh…. well, is he as handsome or as funny as steven colbert?
nick: no.
cory: alright.
absolutely nothing. how absolute morons spell “stephen colbert” when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (see also: “jon stuart”)
“lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!”
“get cancer.”
the process in which you waterboard steven colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
i steven colberted steven colbert
Read Also:
- Bazooked
to be completely f-ked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka n-gg- that party was sick last night i got f-ckin bazooked! what one says after being killed by an rpg-7, or after killing someone with an rpg-7 tim: i just bazooked your -ss charles: sh-t man, you did, you […]
- jadeburns
the style of sideburns worn by jade puget, incredible guitarist for afi (a fire inside). “jadeburns and a pink tie completes the package.” a unique type of sideburns made popular by afi guitarist jade puget. tina’s boyfriend is trying to grow jade burns.
- Cee-lo
it’s a dice game that i play. you roll three dice until you get a number. a “number” is when you roll a dice and get two dice the same and one dice another number. say you roll and get 2 2 3…three is your number. you roll until you get something. if you roll […]
- Anitis
an acute inflammation of the tissues surrounding the -n-l sphincter due to trauma: usually the result of of a severe -ss-raping. did they just beat us 65-14 in our house? i think i already might be getting signs of acute anitis.
- polikarpov
a versatile word to describe an undescribable act. originated in russia i just polikarpoved all over bob’s face. i think he liked it. yo i just ate two breakfast sandwiches. i feel like im going to polikarpov soon.