steven slater
patron saint of flight attendants
steven slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer’s overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. he then shouted expletives at p-ssengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. he was arrested while having s-x later.
his tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. he is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
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