stevo

noun: a girl who a boyfriend cheats with
-daquan after your date with monique are you meeting up with stevo?
-monique’s my stevo
to have a s-xual act done to you whilst trying to concentrate
i tried to type but i got a stevo
a god amongst men, is the one and only stevo. his power over the biological world is absolute. not only is he the most supreme of gods, but he is the most supreme of men. is the best fisherman ever, drinks several 6-packs at a time, is divorced and tells people to p-ss off or he’ll nail them. doesn’t like asians, but no asian has the guts to call him a racist. likes to fight kids…cause they can’t do anything about it.
“oi stevo how do ya catch ’em fish?”
“if i’m not blowing the sh-t out of those b-st-rds with my home made bombs, i’ll f-cking poison them with those chemicals i racked from the local lab.”
stevo is one of the worlds best creations. a stevo can make anybody laugh. he is extremely hot and has giant guns. if youre lucky you may get the opportunity to ride stevo in a toilet.
“wow dude check him out, he must be a stevo. i think i might need to have a quick rossco”
a blond guy with blue eyes and a husky dog, who is loved by blond girls who play basketball and are awesome dougiers! stevo’s love soccer and are perv’s who say quive all the time!!!!! stevo’s are usually bad dancer, and likes to do the plank at dances. stevo’s usually jump over twin girls to get a soccer ball friday afternoons!!!!!!!!
he is such a stevo, he did the plank at the last dance like a physco!!!!!

blondie loves him because he is such a stevo and so athletic!
a middle aged / elderly male pervert. supposedly excels at maths
said: “guess who looked down her top in maths”
general mental consensus: “stevo”
the term used when a drummer hits the snare drum an excessive amount of times in a row. common examples of this are in many sum 41 songs. the term “stevo” derives from the sum 41 drummer, steve jocz aka stevo32.
tom: “hey, i was listening to 155 by +44 yesterday!”
josh: “oh man, travis barker does a stevo in that song!”
noun; someone that is so hot you cant help but stop and stare until your eyes pop out but dont approach them, they are known to be very aggressive.
adjective; someone that loves n-body else apart from steph, she is so totally obsessed with steph it would scare you, but she means well.
gill; wow! look at her, she is soo friesh !!
karn; omg, she i would! but theres no point gill shes a stevo, and we’re not steph!

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