stewed

drunk; inebriated. under the influence of alcohol.
i was so stewed at that party last night.
the state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. the word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. an alternative is the word crunk.
me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
arnaud: ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)
when in beer pong, a player sinks the ball in the drinking cup of another player and the first player’s partner immediately repeats the action yielding a double sunk drinking cup. the first sink ends the game, the second sink results in the player being “stewed.” the result of being “stewed” is a permanent ending of the player’s beer pong career.
“holy sh-t…i’ve never seen anyone get stewed before. you just got owned in beer pong.”
a far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. most effective following a bad “your mom” joke.
anne: well that was pretty quick.
amanda: your mom was pretty quick…last night!
cara: ohhhhh you just got stewed!
adj – 1. in effect when something has gotten or become totally screwed up. 2. facing the possible iminent threat of physical harm.
“the awards we’re totally stewed!”

“you’re stewed, b-ttwad!”