stfu noob


a gay -ss term used to insult a person who plays an online multiplayer game less then 12 hours a day. used by really scary, big mouthed, “internet tough-guys” who seem to be playing video games the majority of their time.
normal person: how do i shoot?
fat chode internet tough guy: omfg lol u suck noobie f-g
normal person: ?
fat chode internet tough guy: stfu noob
shut the f-ck up newbie

newbie – a person who plays an online game such as counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
newbie – i r00l!
(newbie’s score – 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndidltcol.ryan – stfu noob!
abreviation used by online game players like runescape or counter strike to tell a noob gut to shut it …
shut the f-ck up noob!
jhonny12345: hi im new here
jhonny12345: hi somebody tell me how to get cash
jhonny12345: answer me people!!
i mahatma i: omg stfu noob!
the greatest empire our world has ever seen. it stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as roflmaool. also, it stands for “shut the f— up noob.” (noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from “newbie.”)
oh no! our nation is being attacked by stfunoob! we are now destined to perish!

player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
cs pro: stfunoob!
a term used by experienced gamers to tell the noobs to stop whining about being killed or losing.
(in a cod4 game, the marines win with pure skill)
opfor: the marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
marines: stfu noob!
what dumb f-gs say to people who are just starting a game online.
billy475633555433573456735875676: hi im new to this game, can anyone help me?
1337pwnz00r: stfu noob
billy475633555433573456735875676: oy na youre a f-g and you probably play this game every day and work at like mcdonalds for 50 cents an hour.
1337pwnz00r:stfu noob!
billy475633555433573456735875676: just cos its true…
a shirt compliment; my, your shirt is lovely today
why h-llo there, and stfu noob!

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