stick shift

the type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
i’m a man, therefore i drive a stick shift.
a car that has a manual transmission where the driver uses a clutch and a gear shifter to drive the car.
really awsome cars like a toyota celica can be found with this type of transmission.
see: manual transmission. the only real way to drive a car, especially if it’s rear-wheel drive.
look at that stupid ricer in his “mad phat” honda civic. i bet he doesn’t even know how to drive stick shift.
a common slang term for a car with a manual transmission; also referred to as a “stick.”
joe: hey eric, can i quickly borrow your car and run to the bank?

eric: well, i drive a stickshift if that matters.

joe: oh, okay. i don’t know how to drive one.

eric: sorry buddy, i can’t help you there.
1. when a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.
dude, dimples gave me one h-ll of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!
when a guy gets a handjob while driving a car
ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!
when a man is laying on his stomach and he gets an erection. when it starts to hurt the man pulls his p-n-s up so its horizontal and so that the head of the p-n-s touches the belly b-tton.
when i was laying in bed watching a shot at love with tila tequila i had to stick shift to stop the pain.

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