Sticky Dick RollUp
when you stick a fruit roll up on your d-ck and use it instead of a condom. after your done she can eat it to. it’s three feet of fun!
girl: hey, do you have any uhmmm… protection.
boy: oh.. oh yeeaaah!
girl: oh my god ! it’s huge!
boy: i no baby. its three feet of fun!
boy: its a sticky d-ck rollup!
when you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. sticky in many ways
hot girl: i thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
dude: i did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
girl: oh….is it safe to wear?
dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
girl: you should have asked me if i was down for a stickyd-ck rollup!
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