sticky ninja
an act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a p-sserby’s towel while in a shower. the next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. the victim will find themself unknowingly m-ssaging their body with s-m-n.
dude, i totally just gave bucket the sticky ninja.
i smell oddly fishy and salty. i think someone may have given me the sticky ninja.
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