sticky piglet
the s-xual act when a man wraps his genitalia in a crepe and covers it with a condom. after proceeding to have s-x with the women, he pulls the c-mmy crepe out of the condom and shoves it down her throat.
after i gave marie the sticky piglet last night, she was gagging for 5 minutes…but at least she wasn’t hungry anymore!
a s-xual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. after drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the -ss while she squeals little m-ffled squeals of joy, or pain… it matters not.
dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the sticky piglet i did last night! she squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.
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