Sticky Sally
a sticky sally is a b-tch-move to pull on someone. it involves sticking one’s hands into something sticky, such as a jar of honey or jam, then proceeding to grab some guy on his bare b-llsack (recommended to do at the beach). this way his p-b-s will hurt cause they will be tangled and sitting down in jeans could be a problem for his b-lls (due to all the stickyness and tangled-ness).
example of a sticky sally:
cram your hand as deep as it can go into a jar of honey, run up to some dude on the beach (preferably a 6″4 buff bodybuilder) and pull down his bathing suit fast. grab his d-ck and b-lls hard and allow the honey to stick and spread. quickly kick him once so he is stunned while you run your -ss off.
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