Sticky Suprise
the act of masterbating until you are about to c-m, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a sh-t and you blow your load all over them
girl-1: oh my god, dominick is so disgusting! he gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a cr-p!
girl-2: no way! that’s amazing! i’ve always wanted one!
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