Sticky TP
when a guy goes down on a girl and discovers there’s some reminants of toilet paper still in/on her v-g-n-, essentially killing the mood.
“dude, i went down on her and i encountered some serious sticky tp. even if she was just trying to clean herself up, it totally weirded me out!”
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