sticky wicket
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto a star wars figure of the ewok “wicket” and then inserting it into a woman’s v-g-n-.
dude a: i was with my girl last night and she wanted a sticky wicket.
dude b: that’s a rare and valuable figure dude.
a term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a ‘sticky’ which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. not anything to do with s-x r.munkey. where the f-ck you from?
its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic…
a situation or an issue that arises and causes problems.
we’ve got a bit of a sticky wicket here.
english slang. crude for referring to an unfortunate situation. literally refers to having s-x with a woman who has already had s-x (-j-c-l-t-d) with someone else.
commonly used in the united states without knowledge of its meaning.
i just accidentally told my boss to p-ss off. that’s a bit of a sticky wicket, now isn’t it?
when you c-m onto your partner’s hand, and they smush it around between their fingers, and let the c-m dry, thus glueing their fingers together.
b-tch 1: hey how was s-x with herschel last night?
b-tch 2: it was great, until he gave a sticky wicket, and i was late to work since i couldn’t drive with my fin-like appendages.
b-tch 1: dayummm! yo mama gonna get mad if you late to pick up yo brutha from pre-school again.
b-tch 3: yo b-tches! i saw “how stella got her groove back 2” last night! and after the movie shantel gave me a sticky wicket.
b-tch 2: that’s splungtastic! you and i got sticky wickets last night!
b-tch 1: yeah well word to yo m-th-!!!
b-tch 3: yo m-th- ain’t got nothin on my daddy!
b-tch 2: peace, b-tches! we believe that the children are the future. everybody sang!!
b-tch 4: you a crazy m-f-!
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