Stiff Blueberry
in order to successfully perform a stiff blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. you find one and then proceed to stick your c-ck in whatever crevace you can find on it’s body, until it squirts it’s blue ink all over your d-ck and b-lls in a last attempt to defend itself. in most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. 😉
dan:”dude, i don’t remember your d-ck looking like papa smurf”
dave:”well, why the h-ll are you looking at my d-ck in the first place?”
dan:”cause you crammed it in my b-tt last week!”
dave:”oh haha oh yeah”
i filmed michael doing the old stiff blueberry. everything was going good until he saw me. i guess some people don’t like complete strangers filming them performing illegal s-x acts in their own pool…
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