Stiffer than a preacher’s cock up a calf’s ass
a description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
a reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have -n-l s-x with farm animals, particularly young calves
“they found him dead out in the woods. he was stiffer than a preacher’s c-ck up a calf’s -ss.”
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