stiffy and tippy
when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his “stiffy”, down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before s-xual intercourse.
bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn’t go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .
sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn’t realize i had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.
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