Stiffy Relief
the physical and emotional relief a man feels after -rg-sm when he’s been aroused or deprived of s-xual satisfaction for an extended period of time. this condition is also known as “blue b-lls”.
stiffy relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a s-xual partner.
stiffy relief has been achieved when the p-n-s is limp, shriveled and it’s owner is smiling 🙂
“oh baby, i’m aching, how about some stiffy relief?”
“dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she’s the best at providing great stiffy relief.”
“obviously the fool was thinkin’ that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!”
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