still a better love story than twilight
when connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. and regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from twilight. objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and sh-t, dustpan and brush…and many more
ex 1
-look at john and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-so, it is still a better love story than twilight
ex 2
-you paid a prost-tute to have s-x with you?
-still a better love story than twilight
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