Still-piss
when you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right next to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. this creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)
dude: hey man, i had a still-p-ss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.
cashier: that’s great…? sounds rather inconvienient…
dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues
cashier: alright, alright… hey wait just a second…
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