Stillborn


it means dead on birth.
johnny would have had a brother but he was a stillborn.
1. a person born without life signs.
2. a project that never had any chance to succeed.
3. a nickname, although some would consider it offensive.
2: johnson, your idea is stillborn, we’re not going to carry it out.
a person who plays online games such as halo and just leaves their controller without actually quitting the game; thus leaving their online character stillborn and a liability in the online game. this is pretty much like being afk (away from keyboard) except it is f-cking stupid to say afk on games without a f-cking keyboard.
no wonder those newbie vag-mongrels poned our l33t -sses, we had three m-th–f-ckin’ stillborns on our stupid–ss-mo’f-cking-team.
when someone specifically wants to sit in the backseat of a car. (opposite of calling “shotgun”)
person who wants backseat #1: “stillborn!”
person who wants backseat #2: dammit! now i have to ride shotgun with the smelly driver! =(
when a motha didn’t want a baby, but he was born anyways.
“i didn’t want the baby but he was still born.”

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