Stimson
an act of s-xual aggression involving the insertion of a p-n-s into a woman’s -n-s, forcibly penetrating her sphincter. the man then removes his p-n-s as quickly as possible (to increase the probability of a pink sock-stimson combo) and then spreads the fecal matter on his p-n-s over the woman’s upper lip region.
spencer: guys….what’s the craziest s-xual thing you have ever done?
dan: i gave a b-tch an angry pirate.
aaron and nick: we gave a houdini.
john v: i once did a white dragon.
john k: i had s-x with a girl while wearing a gorilla suit.
luke: i skilled an abe lincoln.
argyri: frosty penguin!
justin: strawberry shortcake.
sam: i donkey punched a ho.
eugeen: i gave a b-tch the stimson!
all: d-mn…
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