stimulating constipation
when one constantly feels the urge to take a dump, but while sitting the toilet, does nothing but fart.
ted whispering in bathroom: “here i sit broken hearted, tried to sh-t, but only farted. i get so tired of stimulating constipation.”
martha: “ted! you’re talking to yourself again!”
ted: “sorry dear.”
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