sting pong hickey
when you absolutley get owned by a ping pong…. so hard it gives you a hickey of embarrasment its the equivelant of getting your b-lls chopped off!
son:i was at this grad party last night and i got these nasty sting pong hickeys on my b-tt, t-t, right and left testacle… it was wrong
dad: hahahaaha sorry i was so hard on you last night
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