stink shield


any solid piece of material that can be erected between you and the source of a putrid scent to avoid having your nostrils burned.
that guys armpits smelled like taco meat, so i had to use my stink shield so i wouldn’t gag!

my boyfriend ripped an -ssblaster fart under the covers and held them down as tightly as possible hoping my stink shield wouldn’t fail me this time!!

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