Stinkled
1. the condition of a shirt or article of clothing, usually off the floor, that is recycled or re-worn, already broken in, sweaty and wrinkled. generally occurs when laundry day is long past, and is especially(exclusively?) popular with guys; college, bachelors, or married, much to the chagrin of their lady friends.
wife: “honey, let me iron you a clean shirt”
husband: “not necessary dear. i’ll just recycle one of these shirts off the floor, they’re already pre-stinkled.”
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