stinky door knob
when your mother is constantly p-ssing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats -ss all over the counter tops every handle and door kn-b in the house.
dylan “i will rub the cats -ss on everything”
i’m doing to stinky door kn-b the f-ck out of this kitchen.
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