stinky trombone


a biological musical instrument in which one’s gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one’s r-ct-m while also creating a pungent animal aroma.
raman tootsaway: “dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib.”

alex: “aww sorry bro, i left my flugglehorn at my girl’s house.”

raman: “no worries broseph, just get some t bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone.”

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